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Kreechers
An experiment gone horribly right!!
It started out innocently enough. Scientists at a top-secret pillow research laboratory were tasked with creating "the ultimate kid's pillow." It would be soft. It would be cute. It would render the processor curiously giddy.
The scientists began dangerously experimenting, where they cross-pollinated throw pillows with baby blankets and leg stockings. They spliced DNA from old sweaters and abandoned teddy bears, and wrapped duvet innards with beanbag skins. They tried everything. And everything failed - horribly, magnificently.
For reasons that remained unmentioned, the ill-fated project and lab were quietly shut down. The Kreechers were banished to a subterranean vault. However, a handful of mischievous mutants escaped through an air vent and stowed away on top a passing camper van.
Today, they live among us. Searching for real kids who will look past their twisted exteriors and see them for what they were always meant to be: warm, fuzzy, lifelong friends.
Beatrice Kreecher
Scientists created this snugly ugly duckling by splicing DNA from pieces of polar fleece and recycled rubber bath toys. Yet, Beatrice fears the water...
£19.99
Eugene Kreecher
Our friend, Eugene, is a holiday sweater experiment that went south in a hurry. But tucked under the crazy cozy wrappings, this friendly little devil...
£19.99
Floyd Kreecher
What happens when you point an 8-gagillion terriblewatt gamma projector at a middle school lost-and-found box? Peace, love and freakiness, man. No...
£19.99
Herman Kreecher
Isotopes from sister’s sweater, microfibers from auntie’s scarf, flea market samples: check. Missing hamster lab mascot with the cutest lil’ ol’...
£19.99
Irene Kreecher
Like the other Kreechers, Irene is always up for a little monkey business. She’s smart, witty, and an altogether spunky monkey. Age 3+ years
£19.99
Mildred Kreecher
Stray chromosomes from a metal concert t-shirt enter a church garage sale reconfiguration chamber. Opposed to pre-ordained pillow patterns, Mildred...
£19.99
Stanley Kreecher
Flea market castaways were incubated in a gutted out TV set. Now, dual hi-def antennae and built-in blue tooth help Stanley stay tuned into whatever...
£19.99
Walker Kreecher
After having perfected the googly-eye stare, Walker enrolled in serpent school but flunked out. He tries to be mean and nasty with his forked tongue....
£19.99
